Neum, Bosnia & Herzegovina’s tiny little piece of the Adriatic, is pretty cool. Even though it's a small town, the coastline around Neum is reasonably developed, probably because it’s all that Herzegovina has of the Adriatic. There’s some glaring evidence of the war here too, and Jelena’s mother Diana tells me that this was from Serbian air attacks. Several of the buildings on the coast, especially the large ones with ugly 70’s architecture, are still holdings of the government’s. The country doesn’t have the money to renovate them just yet, so they’re just sitting there with blackened, gaping holes in them. Minus these, the coast is really pleasant. A promenade has been built along most of the best beach property. After unpacking into a home owned by a friend of the family, we ta
ke a walk along this pathway before dusk.
The objective of our trip to Neum, aside from relaxing with Jelena’s mother, sister, and her family, is to use it as a launching point for visiting Dubrovnik and some different sites along the Peljesac peninsula. Jelena’s father also owns two pieces of land in a small town on Peljesac that we want to check out. Both trips will require going south, which necessitates crossing the border once again into Croatia. It’s almost a no-op, as the border patrol only ended up even asking us for passports one out of six times that we made the transition around Neum. Still, it’s apparently annoying enough to the Croatians that they want to build a bridge from a point north of Neum that links directly the peninsula to the southwest of the coast (the peninsula sort of grows to the Northwest – look at a map, I guess). We’re going to do the Dubrovnik trip first so we can visit Peljesac as a group when Jelena’s sister, her husband John, and her nephew Marcus arrive on the following day.
For anyone who reads this log that intends to visit Croatia at some point in the future, I offer one piece of advice: if you’re planning on seeing Dubrovnik (and if you aren’t, I just don’t get you…), make it the last Dalmatian city that you visit. The reasoning behind my advice: I don’t think that any Dalmatian city can top Dubrovnik. The city is truly awesome to behold. It’s basically a massive castle perched on the Adriatic with a perfectly preserved stone town encased by the walls. Dubrovnik was actually sovereign for much of its lifetime, an independent Republic of Dubrovnik, and at times controlled parts of the Adriatic coast around the city proper (including the Peljesac peninsula that we’ll be visiting the following day). The city itself is a time capsule, having flourished for centuries with almost no outside tampering by the numerous imperial heavyweights that have stalked the region throughout the past 1400-ish years. In fact, the only assailant that Dubrovnik has been seriously injured by is Mother Nature – the worst damage to the city coming from earthquakes (one particularly bad one in the 17th century cuts down the city at its apogee).
I like to think of Dubrovnik as the giant sea tortoise of the world’s influential and historic coastal cities (the image probably had something to do with the pet turtles roaming around the yard in the home that we’re staying at in Neum – extremely random tidbit). The metaphor being that Dubrovnik has survived numerous predators, elements, and political currents by being deceptively crafty and making itself an extremely hard target. Just looking at Dubrovnik, it’s clear that the city is unassailable by military means prior to the age of air power. The cities hard outer shell facing land and sea is impregnable. The massive walls are lined with cannons, so if you came too close to Dubrovnik, it would deliver a serious bite. However, Dubrovnik avoided the big fights by buying off whatever power was claiming hegemony over the Adriatic at any point. The Republic built numerous grain stores and underground connections to natural springs as far as eight miles away, helping it weather food and water shortages and making it resistant to siege. I will only summarize, but the Republic developed a political process that kept corruption and internal sabotage from destroying it from within by rotating leaders so quickly that none could really take it down alone. Look into the eyes of a tortoise, and you’re looking at perhaps the smartest and toughest dinosaur put on Earth. That’s Dubrovnik. With a focus on defense, avoidance, and by being generally cleverer than its peers, it has survived intact while other entities have suffered virtual extinction via serious erosion, outright implosion, or radical transformation via outside influences.
We took over 200 pictures in Dubrovnik. There are too many sights to put into a log. Just go there and make sure to climb atop the city walls and walk the full perimeter. If they’re open, visit the museums and monasteries. The food and drink in the inner plaza are ridiculously overpriced, so step outside the city walls to take breaks. Don’t even buy a soda in there, we accidentally spent $10 on two fountain drinks. Ouch. I could easily write several pages about Dubrovnik, but it doesn’t seem like the best use of time given that there’s a ton of great resources available regarding the city and it’s the location that everyone who reads this account is most likely to visit themselves some day. I’m compelled to move on.
The next day we drive south again, but turn west and drive up the Peljesac Peninsula. The drive makes me wish that I was more of a wine buff, as Peljesac is the regional wine capital. We’re going to Stresser, a tiny town near the top of the peninsula (so small that it’s not even really on the map). Jelena’s father has two plots of land in the general vicinity of Stresser. The first one is genuine downtown property, right between the town chapel and the graveyard. It’s overgrown and has nothing on it but an old wooden tool shed. He hasn’t been around in years, but has invited some locals to harvest produce that he planted earlier on the lot. He also has land in the hill overlooking the town that has a home on it. As children, Jelena and Svjetlana would go to the peninsula for long portions of the summer when Mostar became so hot as to be uninhabitable. Following the war, her father has not attended to the property, and the home hasn’t been visited in over a decade.
In a caravan of two cars, the group drives a short distance up the small, overgrown road to their childhood vacation home, not knowing what to expect. We’re informed that we might need a jeep to penetrate the road, but the amazingly hardy Hyundai Getz blows right through rocks, grass, and rose bushes that grope from the sides of the road. The home is in such a bad state that we barely recognize it, with Svjetlana and John driving straight past it in the lead. Jelena and I start staking out the lot while they backtrack, taking in about 15 years of complete neglect. The doors and windows are mostly open or ajar, and the house has obviously been occupied by someone since deserted by its rightful owners. Mattresses and toys are strewn about the various rooms that we can peer into. A few of us want to investigate the whole home, but consensus rules that entering the abandoned home isn’t a good idea. Animals could be taking shelter inside, and the rotting wood floor doesn’t look completely trustworthy. I snap a handful of pictures from a few steps in, but we don’t go upstairs to solve all of the mysteries.
After leaving the old vacation home behind (Jelena seems relieved), we head south again to find a nice sand beach on the peninsula that the family knows about. After spending some time here, Jelena and I head back to Neum (I’m leaving the country soon and it’s time to pack). However, we stop along the way to take a look at another old town called “Ston.” Ston has been inhabited for ages because of its strategic location on the south side of the peninsula. Ston can protect the whole land mass, along with the Adriatic canal nearby. The town was formerly part of the Republic of Dubrovnik, which you can almost guess from the huge walled fortifications around the town hills. Dubrovnik likes to build big walls. Ston’s walls stretch for miles, making it a miniature Great Wall of China. We can only spend an hour or so in Ston, and I wish we could make it a whole day or two.
A return to Neum to re-pack and drive north towards Split caps the vacation for me. I have to hand it to Jelena, her trip plan was perfect. Starting with the Dalmatian coast was a great way for me to ease into the new environment of the Balkans, and Dubrovnik served as a culmination that would have made the other coastal cities that we visited earlier in the trip seem a little anti-climactic. The finale on the coast framed the experience on the interior really well, giving time to mull the different conditions in Croatia and Herzegovina. I leave with a myriad of impressions that are sure to set into vivid memories.
I'm out, Cao!

